Thursday, 30 July 2015


Hey! You! Humanoid! Yeah you! I demand you deposit more of those delectable insectoid niblets into this enclosure so that I may hunt them and devour them. You have one job humanoid. Feeding me winged, hoppy creatures to gobble down and foliage to nibble. And you have not fulfilled my demand?! Is there a reason I am made to wait for my snacks?
My nephew has been asking for the last two years for a bearded dragon. He called him Dez. Kinda cute, in a cold blooded, scaly, bugavorian way. Got to lizard-sit a fortnight ago and watching him scurry around devouring crickets is quite entertaining.

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