In the future, rednecks have become very jaded with conventional motorsports. The thrill will have gone out of smash up derby and drag racing for them. What once had them hooting and hollering with excitement, now barely gets a rise out of them anymore.
Well a new sport has been invented just for them, and they’re returning to the motopark in droves – DragSmash! Combining the best of drag racing and smash up derby into one exciting sport!
And the biggest star of the sport is Rod Redram and his RedRamRod!
He’s a hero to millions of his adoring fans!
And this is the vehicle that has propelled him to superstardom in this exciting new sport – The RedRamRod!
Not only is Rod the greatest driver this sport has ever seen, but he’s also its greatest builder! He designed and built the RedRamRod from the ground up, all by himself!
Many claim that he single-handedly built this sport into what it is! That his build of this champion vehicle set a very high bar right out of the starting gates that no one else has been able to reach!
As exciting as this sport is, the premise is pretty simple! It’s perfect for those who found NASCAR too complicated! Two vehicles start at opposite ends of the track, drive as fast as possible and bash into each other!
And with this brutal beast of a battering ram, Rod Redram has clobbered all of his opponents and emerged victorious every time!
What makes the RedRamRod so devastating is that it starts out with thousands of gallons of water in the back end! This allows him to pop a wheelie at the start of the race!
With most of the weight in the the back end, and the front end right up off the ground, the large rear tires hurtle the RedRamRod down the track.
At just the right moment Rod activates the powerful pumps that quickly forces all the water back towards the front into the battering ram!
The massive battering ram is part hydraulic shock absorber, part hardened steel block, part voluminous water reservoir!
But part of what makes Rod such a deadly effective DragSmasher is that he has impeccable timing! Rather than put the ram right down on the ground and drive into his opponents, he times it so that he brings the ram down on top of them and drives right over top of them! Ooooh that’s gotta hurt!
And the grinder attachments on the wheels add injury to insult!
While other budding DragSmashers are dressed in Nomex, tethered in harnesses and housed in roll cages with fire extinguishers pointed at them, Rod is such a daredevil that he rides in an open cockpit with only a lap belt!
And once again, Rod emerges victorious, leaving behind a smashed burning hulk in his wake!
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