Sosoetry - Little Anand

A poem I wrote on my nephews second birthday.

at times you cry and weep

then just as fast fall asleep

you like to suck on mommy’s tit

even if it’s only for a little bit

you’re an adorable little devil

in your sweetness we revel

you sleep on your chubby tummy

and snuggle up with your mommy

you pee and poo in your diaper

and maul Kali the furry viper

she’s insane and doesn’t mind

that you yank fur from her behind

on your birthday you became a walker

second one you’ll be full fledged talker

you really are a special child

one who’ll hold most beguiled

your mom always dresses you with flair

and you’ve the cutest red curly hair

it’s quite the wacky far out lid

you’re already a really big kid

maybe you’ll grow up to be 7'3"

uncle Thomas can teach you weaponry

give you all his groovy gear in camo

and show you how things go kablammo

uncle Stef can teach you kung fu

auntie Jen will show you how to tattoo

dad waits for the day you’ll need a stitch

to the consternation of mom the witch

it doesn’t take much to make you smile

usually when you deposit a big pile

you’re really very adorable

but what smells so horrible

from your bum emits a stink

that makes our eyes blink

poop splatters your entire behind

but your dad doesn’t seem to mind

he certainly is extremely brave

that stench’d put most in the grave

your vile repugnant pooh

has the tenacity of glue