Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Artspiration: Banksy

While stupid taggers make me mad, and even the work of more talented graffiti artists suffers from a curse of sameness, Banksy is one graffiti artists I really like a whole lot.

His acerbic commentary on societal norms are both clever and technically well done.

A regular 400ml can of paint will give you up to 50 A4 sized stencils. This means you can become incredibly famous/unpopular in a small town virtually overnight for approximately ten pounds.

Draw your artwork on paper, glue onto some card then cut straight through them both. Acetate is apparently quite good but any sort of free cardboard is okay. Stiff 1mm to 1.5mm board is ideal.

Get a small roll of gaffa tape, pre-tear small strips and stick them on your shirt inside your coat.

Find a suitable piece of card to act as a folder. For instance when using red paint cut the stencil into the bottom of a pizza box so when you get paint all over your fingers its not so suspicious.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.

Spray the paint sparingly onto the stencil from a distance of 8 inches.

Try to avoid painting in places where they still point at airplanes.

Mindless vandalism can take a bit of thought.

Think from outside the box, collapse the box and take a fucking sharp knife to it.

First off, stencil anything. If you wait for the perfect idea you will be waiting for ever. Cleverness is never as entertaining as blatant stupidity, failure and public humiliation

Obtain a fucking sharp knife. Blunt knives result in fluffy pictures and make the whole process long and boring. Snap off blades of British steel are best.

It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If you’re in a place with lots of security cameras, wear a hood, move around the city quickly and act like a sad old drunk if you attract attention.

Be aware that going on a major mission totally drunk out of your head will result in some truly spectacular artwork and at least one night in the cells.

When explaining yourself to the Police it’s worth being as reasonable as possible. Graffiti writers are not real villains. I’m always reminded of this by real villains who consider the idea of breaking in someplace, not stealing anything and then leaving behind a painting of your name in four foot high letters the most retarded thing they ever heard of.

Remember crime against property is not real crime. People look at an oil painting and admire the use of brushstrokes to convey meaning. People look at a graffiti painting and admire the use of a drainpipe to gain access.

The easiest way to become invisible is to wear a day-glo vest and carry a tiny transistor radio playing Heart FM very loudly. If questioned about the legitimacy of your painting simply complain about the hourly rate.

The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a bi-product of making something that means something. You don’t go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit.
There are several books of his work available, and a film about him as well, Exit Through The Gift Shop.


(And my theory on Banksy is that I suspect it’s more a collective than just one person. That there may well be one person coming up with the ideas, but that several collaborators, maybe even copacetic friends in various places do the actual application.)


  1. Hey G. I was understanding that you made a dope Snug font. Is there an actual font that I can load into my computer and type with? I saw it on technosnobbery. I'm a Snug afficionado. thanks!

    1. Yes, there is an actual type 1 font, but it's not for public consumption. Me and them are the only people who have a copy.